Conversation in the car...

Collin: Mom do I have to change my clothes after soccer?
Me: No, not if you don't want to.
Collin: But, mom I want to change my underwear.
Me: Why?
Collin: Because every time I play soccer my underwear gets sweaty and sticks in my butt.
Me: Ok, then change it.
Isaac: Mom, I farted and it smells good!
Collin: Mom, I farted too.
Me: Lets not talk about our farts please.
Collin: Why?
Me: Because it's gross and bad manners.
Collin: But, mom boys fart that's what we do. So what else are we suppose to talk about?

Ahhhh the joys of boys! :)